Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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