good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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