playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
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He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
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I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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