so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
My orgasm happened in two different decades
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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