I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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