I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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