Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
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