my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
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I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
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She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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