I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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