Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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