Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Randomize
