after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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