Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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