She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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