It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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