Do you still have your period?
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
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She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
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We had sex on a dog bed..
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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