What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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