I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
19 Parents Admit the Lies They’ve Told Their Children
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
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i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage