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  I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.

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  19 Parents Admit the Lies They’ve Told Their Children

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.

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• (518): View more from New York

  in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.

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  what ever happened to our old dealer?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think

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  21 Worst Confessions on a First Date

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• (650): View more from California

  i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage

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