i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
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there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
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I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
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