You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
