My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
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Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
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His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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