hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
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Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
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I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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