my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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