i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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