You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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