wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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