Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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