i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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