guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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