wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
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well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
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there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone