I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
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I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
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I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important