She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
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I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that