You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
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He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
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MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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