Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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