i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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