you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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