ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
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Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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