Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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