i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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