There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
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Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
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How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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