once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
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Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
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My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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