Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
The convent might be a nice break from real life
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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