is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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