one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
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Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
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Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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