I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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