i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
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