literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
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I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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