I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
So. Much. Porn.
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