I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
this hospital has no fireball
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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