it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
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Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
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Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
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