They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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