Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Randomize
