and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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