So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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