so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
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No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
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I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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