I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
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i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
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He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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