Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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