check it out our google latitudes are spooning
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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