have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
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the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
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Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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