accomplished twins. life is a go
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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