id be glad to
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
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this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
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I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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